Tommy Vercetti In Drug Rehab Scandal
Everything seems to be happening to Take Two this week. Jack Thompson wants to ban their products before they are released. Their shareholders want to change up the management. And in a bizarre twist to the feud between Take Two and Jack Thompson it appears that the trigger man, Tommy Vercetti, is in a bizarre Drug Rehab scandal.
It was reported that Take Two had approached Tommy Vercetti to fix the "problem" they were having with Jack Thompson. As to how Tommy was going to fix the problem was not specified, but based on his checkered past it was believed that Vercetti had been contracted to perform a hit. Several days after news of this leaked Tommy Vercetti checked himself in to the famous Wonderland drug rehab centre.
Take Two issued a press release saying that Vercetti required some time out from his busy schedule in Vice City. That this time out would provide him with the need to take his business dealings to the next level. It appeared that the press release was not all that far from the truth as Vercetti has since been kicked out of the celebrity Wonderland drug rehab facility for dealing drugs.
Vercetti has issued a brief press release stating that it was "a minor misunderstanding between the staff and himself". That he was, in fact, "not a drug user or a drug dealer". That he thought the rehab centre was "a holiday camp for people under a great deal of stress who needed time out from their busy schedules". Take Two have remained silent about the scandal and, at the moment, are not willing to comment on the situation. Vercetti has since been seen in public having shaved his hair off and having '666' temporarily tattooed to his backside.
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