Tommy Vercetti Called In To Deal With "Problem"

Rumours are starting to spread on the internet that Tommy Vercetti has been called in to deal with the Thompson "problem". Apparently Take Two made the call to their people who called Rockstar. Rockstar then made the call to their people who called Vercetti. Vercetti then called his people and found out who Thompson was.

When Vercetti was asked whether he had been commissioned to deal with the Thompson "problem" he said, "What Thompson problem?"

Vercetti has been out of the game for quite some time. His growing business regime in Vice City has grown out of proportion and he spends most of his time managing feeble minded staff rather than running the underworld. Problems have arisen in the last couple of weeks with Vercetti's former employer Take Two interactive. An attorney at law, Jack Thompson, is attempting to ban a future product release of Take Two. This is not the first time that Thompson and Take Two have locked horns. Thompson has launched law suits against Take Two on prior occasions attempting to have their products removed from the market.

The picture inset of Vercetti was taken quite some time ago. Apparently current intel suggests that he has put on quite some weight since then and he more resembles Eddie Murphy playing the Nutty Professor. When asked again whether he could confirm or deny whether he was going to take care of the Thompson "problem" he said, "Are you eating that doughnut."

When Take Two were asked later today whether they had retained Vercetti's services their representative said, "We have not, not called Vercetti's people."

It seems like a nasty situation is developing and someone had better take control before the two warring parties have a real falling out.